Is there a full moon tonight?

If this day had gotten any stranger I would have to assume I entered the twilight zone, somehow I have managed to escape unharmed! I attended a "melaleuca party" slash a bunch of snotbag housewives trying to scare me into buying all natural products by saying things like "poison disguised as laundry detergent!" Seriously? Fuck right off ladies because my mother used mr. goddam clean my entire life and not only am I a-o-k, but the child I have is fan-fucking-tastic too. There are few things more hilarious than rich people trying to pull into their world, as if it is superior to your middle class life. I am all for being eco-friendly and using products that are safe for children to be around but I don't need to be scared into like you. I was fully aware that poison isn't safe for my baby before you tried your fear tactics on me. I'm just sorry I couldn't be the one to break the truth to you. I would have been much wittier than Melaleuca's spokesman. This shit went on until about 4 in the afternoon, I then made up an awesome lie and got the fuck out. That's a weird day by my standards, but then I received a phone call from Sabina. I do not know Sabina. Sabina asks for me and then proceeds to ask me how my day went. After we talk for a few minutes I ask her how I know her. Apparently Sabina and I work together at Merle Norman! Someone with my name gave Sabina my number and tried to pass it off as her own. What I would like to know is what Merle Norman my name twin works at, and if I can get her discount? Because that would make this day rad.